Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar
daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably
Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping
bag that you brought with you. Put the piping
bag aside while the trans sugar
daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping
bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping
bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people
will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
