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tetrisphilia 

When someone loves tetris so much that playing it or fantasizing about it become the only ways that they can get aroused. Many people with this fetish get off with one hand while playing tetris with the other.
Guy 1: "That girl I was with last night kept telling me I had a nice line piece and she yelled 'tetris' when she came."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I tried to tell you she has tetrisphilia."

Guy 1: "She did insist on having the song 'Korobeiniki' playing while we had sex..."
tetrisphilia by weegee9148 February 28, 2011
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tetraphilia 

An intense liking of the number 4, not to be confused with Teratophilia, which is defined by a sexual attraction to monsters.
Guy 1 "Hey, have you heard of tetraphilia? When people wanna bang monsters?"
Guy 2 "You mean Teratophilia, right?"
Guy 1, while sniffing glue "What?"
tetraphilia by Overlord Helen December 21, 2021
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tetraphilia 

An intense liking (possibly sexual) for monsters. The opposite of tetraphobia.
Mark: "Hey, have you heard about Wendy? She wants her boyfriend to dress up as Bigfoot the next time they have sex."
Duncan: "Tetraphilia?"
Mark: "Yup. I'd pity her boyfriend if she wasn't so hot."
tetraphilia by MegaMilkCosplayer August 18, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016