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terrortool 

UK. Terrortool is a word used to describe a male with an overly large penis both in length and girth. Tool being a word to describe the penis and because of it's large size,a thing of terror. Hence Terrortool.
1.After meeting a fine women at a swingers convention we went to an area for fun. She reached down in the dim light , took hold of my penis panted 3 or 4 times looked me in the eyes and said as if out of breath ...... Terrortool. 2.My girlfriend and I went to make love for the first time. Upon viewing my penis she started to get dressed saying "that terrortool aint going anywhere near me". 3. I was in the change rooms after a workout when I overheard 2 guys say lucky Bastard that's at least a 12 inch terrortool.
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Terrorbooking 

When somebody gains access to another's Facebook account and commits acts of terrorism and sabotage to their status or information (eg. gender, sexual preferences etc.) Usually changing it to something embarassing and/or derogatory to the person whom created the account, or to something misleading.
Some examples of 'terrorbooking' are:

(account owner's name) has decided to spend his Christmas bonus on that sex change operation that he/she has always wanted!

(account owner's name) felt the baby kick! (Something like this would only be used if the said person was not actually pregnant, leading to a bombardment of questions from their friends about the baby, as well as asking why they hadn't heard about the baby before now, what was the baby's gender, how far along is she, etc.)
Terrorbooking by Xombified February 5, 2010

terrortory

An area of real estate utilized by someone to frighten others.
My neighbor is usually a calm reserved sort, but every Halloween he "goes wild" with da decorations, and his property becomes a bleepin' TERRORTORY!!!
terrortory by QuacksO June 5, 2019

terroroompa 

A person of Persian/iranian descent who is short as shit and therefore has a fear of talking to woman taller than 5 foot.

Bonus points if they have an enlongated head and a haircut that makes it worse but refuses to be reasonable!
Hey Ryan you gonna finally talk to a woman?
No man I’m too scared she’s gonna ask for my height

Cmon man this is why we call you the terroroompa
terroroompa by Sidbjskfjdhr by January 22, 2024

terrorkobolt 

(n.) "terror goblin" is a small person who has severe aggression problems and is always terrorizing.
A: "My friend Mace is such a terrorkobolt."
B: "What do you mean?"
A: "they need to seriously work on those anger issues."
terrorkobolt by Macessacre February 7, 2024

terrorkobolt 

(n.) "terror goblin" is a small person who has severe aggression problems and is always terrorizing.
A: "Mace gotta work on his anger issues, what a terrorkobolt."
B: "Agreed."
terrorkobolt by Macessacre February 8, 2024

terrorkobolt 

“Terror goblin” is a small person who has severe aggression problems and is always terrorizing people
BFF 1: “That new kid is a Terrorkobolt”
BFF 2: “Fr he is so short, mean, and aggressive
New kid: “Hi guys what you talking about”
BFF 1&2: “…….”