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terrortool 

UK. Terrortool is a word used to describe a male with an overly large penis both in length and girth. Tool being a word to describe the penis and because of it's large size,a thing of terror. Hence Terrortool.
1.After meeting a fine women at a swingers convention we went to an area for fun. She reached down in the dim light , took hold of my penis panted 3 or 4 times looked me in the eyes and said as if out of breath ...... Terrortool. 2.My girlfriend and I went to make love for the first time. Upon viewing my penis she started to get dressed saying "that terrortool aint going anywhere near me". 3. I was in the change rooms after a workout when I overheard 2 guys say lucky Bastard that's at least a 12 inch terrortool.
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Terrorbooking 

When somebody gains access to another's Facebook account and commits acts of terrorism and sabotage to their status or information (eg. gender, sexual preferences etc.) Usually changing it to something embarassing and/or derogatory to the person whom created the account, or to something misleading.
Some examples of 'terrorbooking' are:

(account owner's name) has decided to spend his Christmas bonus on that sex change operation that he/she has always wanted!

(account owner's name) felt the baby kick! (Something like this would only be used if the said person was not actually pregnant, leading to a bombardment of questions from their friends about the baby, as well as asking why they hadn't heard about the baby before now, what was the baby's gender, how far along is she, etc.)
Terrorbooking by Xombified February 5, 2010

terrortory

An area of real estate utilized by someone to frighten others.
My neighbor is usually a calm reserved sort, but every Halloween he "goes wild" with da decorations, and his property becomes a bleepin' TERRORTORY!!!
terrortory by QuacksO June 5, 2019

terroroompa 

A person of Persian/iranian descent who is short as shit and therefore has a fear of talking to woman taller than 5 foot.

Bonus points if they have an enlongated head and a haircut that makes it worse but refuses to be reasonable!
Hey Ryan you gonna finally talk to a woman?
No man I’m too scared she’s gonna ask for my height

Cmon man this is why we call you the terroroompa
terroroompa by Sidbjskfjdhr by January 22, 2024

terrorkobolt 

(n.) "terror goblin" is a small person who has severe aggression problems and is always terrorizing.
A: "My friend Mace is such a terrorkobolt."
B: "What do you mean?"
A: "they need to seriously work on those anger issues."
terrorkobolt by Macessacre February 7, 2024

terrorkobolt 

(n.) "terror goblin" is a small person who has severe aggression problems and is always terrorizing.
A: "Mace gotta work on his anger issues, what a terrorkobolt."
B: "Agreed."
terrorkobolt by Macessacre February 8, 2024

terrorkobolt 

“Terror goblin” is a small person who has severe aggression problems and is always terrorizing people
BFF 1: “That new kid is a Terrorkobolt”
BFF 2: “Fr he is so short, mean, and aggressive”
New kid: “Hi guys what you talking about”
BFF 1&2: “…….”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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