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ten-pound brow 

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.
"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
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huffing the ten-pound brow 

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.
"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

Ten Pound Brown 

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.
"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."
Ten Pound Brown by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026