Teddyitus 

When your computer randomly breaks for no apparent all at the most inopertune time. Teddyitus usually Consists of a hardware problem that usually cannot be fixed Easily.

"OMG! WTF! My fucking comp has teddyitus! its fucking up ahhh!"
"Crap.. Teddy's Ram cought on fire! TEDDYITUS!TEDDYITUS!!!"

Teddyitus by Teddy Koessel March 28, 2008

Terryitus 

When you're Hudioloftiopcuitiostuiriounominebiounherbgerynabverherglekarbluemarkleusinoscopitius and you are losing brain cells and gaining chromanones by the millisecond.

Joe: Hey Jim, can you come to my house today?

Jim: DGFAS\a=dpgdthdsgfhserfgsnfgnhgsdbdfsgh fnc NO! I HSVE TERRYITUS

Terryitus by I Suck children's feet May 31, 2023