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1. a slightly cooler way of admitting that you're carrying a v card.
2. a way of reminding yourself that you're not the only poor schmuck who's not getting any; you're part of the *team*
3. not to be used to describe the pure and virtuous, but rather the tragically virtuous.
4. a loser with a losing streak of at least four years.
im not batting for team virtuous by choice; i'm here by default and utter lack of opportunity.
by tragically_virtuous January 23, 2005
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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