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The most gorgeous girl in the entire universe. She's inanely hilarious, slightly self conscious though. She has slightly severe social anxiety. Usually seen with a very cocky person. Looks good with a Markus. Honestly slightly dead inside but she'll be alright. Listens to alot of SoundCloud artists. She's accidentally almost always offensive. Kind of a big ball of hate. Usually late to almost everything. Has alot of friends but isn't that known.
Person 1: You know Teaja?
Person 2: no, who is that?

Person 1: Hmm.
*awkwardly stares at each other*
teaja by Supposedly a peacock July 18, 2017
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Teaja is a caring girl who loves to help others, once you meet her your automatically drawn to her. She has curly hair and green eyes. she’s shaped like a coke bottle. She always wants the best for everyone else and always puts her self last. She’s motivated and wants to succeed in life She's inanely hilarious, slightly self conscious though. She has slightly severe social anxiety. She has a lot of friends but isn’t that known. she’s only like 5’4 and very light skin. She’s not the type of girl you can just forget about because she’ll always pop back up in your head. All she does is listen to music to drown out her issues
person 1-“yo you seen that new girl? she’s bad “
person 2-“ Yeah that’s just teaja, she’s really chill”
Teaja by real raw girl October 15, 2019
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Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.
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Byker Teacake 

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.
"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."
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A cute most likely dark skin girl who is very fun to hangout with but can be very troublesome at times. She is very popular and everyone likes her, she is smart, hilarious, and strong. She has her group of loving friends. She picks her specific individual very carefully, she knows who she wants. She is very sweet hearted and fun to talk to.
God damn look at Taeja, she’s so fine!
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Brixton Teabag 

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.
Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"
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A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.
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