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1.to be hit in the center of an auto between the front and back door,known as the B pillar

2.when walking through a night club or other venue and 2 two fat girl's with drinks in there hands come straight at you,with no way to avoid you end up going up the middle thus being hit by both fat chicks simotainsley:possiable drink spill
joe's car is totaled he got tea boned on the way to the club

ronnie's shirt got stained when two RINO'S tea boned him
by sick guy 73 February 07, 2010
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The act of tea bagging while tromboning, i.e. repeatedly dipping one's testicles into the other person's mouth whilst he or she, maintaining a firm yet supple grip on the skin approximately halfway up one's penile shaft, makes reciprocatory sliding motions with their hand along its length.
Q: When they go out to eat the leading man's balls while j.o.'ing him, how do porn stars like their tea bones?
A: "Well done!" *ha!*

The hot butcher was famous throughout the Castro for his delicious tea bones.
by jazzy tea May 14, 2011
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