tea bone 

1.to be hit in the center of an auto between the front and back door,known as the B pillar

2.when walking through a night club or other venue and 2 two fat girl's with drinks in there hands come straight at you,with no way to avoid you end up going up the middle thus being hit by both fat chicks simotainsley:possiable drink spill

joe's car is totaled he got tea boned on the way to the club

ronnie's shirt got stained when two RINO'S tea boned him

tea bone by sick guy 73 February 7, 2010

tea bone 

The act of tea bagging while tromboning, i.e. repeatedly dipping one's testicles into the other person's mouth whilst he or she, maintaining a firm yet supple grip on the skin approximately halfway up one's penile shaft, makes reciprocatory sliding motions with their hand along its length.

Q: When they go out to eat the leading man's balls while j.o.'ing him, how do porn stars like their tea bones?
A: "Well done!" *ha!*

The hot butcher was famous throughout the Castro for his delicious tea bones.

tea bone by jazzy tea June 8, 2011

Bone apple tea 

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit.

This food lookin gooder den a bitch. Bone apple tea nigga.

Bone apple tea by HorseTheBootyFiller August 8, 2016

Bone apple tea 

When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.

"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"

"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"

Bone apple tea by notyerbuddypal August 23, 2016

bone apple tea 

When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.

Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.

bone apple tea by UnPC4All2C January 19, 2017

Bone apple tea 

The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.

Got myself some chicken permission tonight... Bone apple tea!

Bone apple tea by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018

Bone apple tea 

Bone apple tea is common misspelling of the common French phrase "bon appetit". But via a mix of poor translation and illertacy, some people pronounce it "bone apple tea".

Guy 1: "this shit looks good, bone apple tea!"

Guy 2:"pardon?"

Bone apple tea by RaRaRatpoisen May 6, 2020