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A mythical beast made by the seemingly impossible mating of asparagus and t-rex - discovered by Wesley and Nina, adventurers in Narnia.
Despite popular belief, the first being to land on the moon was a taxparagus, in search of a marshmallow butterfly.
by blahhh2212 November 21, 2011
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