A crucible of fire. The perfect mix of the cream of the crop and the worst students in all of Massachusetts. The teachers joke that there are actually two schools depending on whether or not you teach AP kids or not. It's terrible design and building material perfectly fit in with the city it's built in. Your experience at Taunton High will either be a magical fun experience of education or an endless onslaught of disrespectful teachers and aggressive peers, pretty much all depending on how you do on your first year there. The food is pretty garbage (besides the salad) and all of the head staff will be extremely rude to you unless you're an outstanding student or on student council. The best redeeming quality THS has is that there's a lot of elective courses to choose from so it can help you figure out what you're interested in.
Person one: "I go to Taunton High School!"
Person two: "I'm sorry to hear that."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.