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tartwater

A mixture of unsweetened cranberry juice and water. Named less for its dominant flavor characteristic than for its tendency to be consumed in quantity by a woman who is on a days-long sex binge and wants to discourage urinary tract infections (UTIs).

It is debatable whether cranberry juice can help prevent "honeymoon cystitis" or other UTIs, but drinking plenty of water and urinating after sex are commonly recommended. The tartness, as with adding lemon, makes the water somewhat more palatable.
"That...was awesome. When I can move my legs again I've gotta go pee and drink my tartwater."
by TartRex October 25, 2012
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Tapwaterylicious

"Having a degree of culinary exquisiteness pertaining to that of a starving college student's income"
"Mmmmmm-mmmmmmm.  This bowl of cereal is tapwaterylicious."
by Alec Venida October 19, 2007
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Tapwaterization

A phenomenon caused by the high amount of estrogen in tap water where majority of the population turns slowly into so-called "tap water goblins".
Tapwaterization will ruin the western world.
by mamkayb3000 December 17, 2017
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tapwater

those guys who have nothing going for them in terms of looks, sense of humor, money, personality, or any other type of attractive characteristic.
(e.g. when you're at a restaurant and want water, tapwater will do, but you really just want something else like ice water or coke)
I only go out with tapwater guys when no one else is around
by im not tapwater September 14, 2009
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Tarwatered

(v) To get blacked out before noon, resulting in one of many embarrassing situations including, but not limited to: getting arrested, vomiting, getting your stomach pumped, peeing your pants, having sex with your ex boyfriend's friends etc.
Person 1: Dude, what happened to your legs?

Person 2: What do you mean?

Person 1: What do you mean what do I mean? Where are they?

Person 2: I dunno, I was so tarwatered today I couldn't even feel them.

Person 1: That's because they're gone!
by damakattack September 30, 2009
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terdwater

1. a thing that is retarded or stupid
2. someone who is rejected by all mankind
1. Dude, that old book is terdwater. Get rid of it.
2. Man, that guy was a load of terdwater from the beginning.
by jizzman100 October 21, 2010
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Tapwater

One of the best youtubers on bedwars and likes 1v1ing toxic people
Toxic people: YALL TAPWATER'S IN MY SERVER HE SUCKS
Tap: 1v1 right now, you and me.
by Yoyoismynickname February 10, 2022
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