Tap your Log Share definition Flag To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park. Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log. Tap your Log by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Tap your Log mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch