Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023
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an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.
Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.
by DaKineRT March 24, 2011
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The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.
I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.
by professor longdick December 27, 2019
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