tame the neaderthal 

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.

tame the neaderthal by D-Cal December 14, 2008

tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.

Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.

tame the neanderthal by Dori C. December 12, 2008