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The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.

A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.

taint job by lifeguard with aids June 14, 2009

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Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex

Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".

Ice cream taint job by Keepin it Savvy August 11, 2009

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tint job

when getting a hanbjob, blowjob, the sex, or other sexual activities done in a tinted out lincoln

That party last night was crazy. I getting a tint job in the linc the whole night.

tint job by hard cack October 26, 2011

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tint job

The result of not wiping one's bottom after defecation.

"Looks like that guy has a tint job as a result of not wiping."

tint job by warmerbread June 3, 2009

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taintjob

when a girl just licks your taint, the sensation is amazing, while one of her hands jacks you off

that girl gave me a killer taintjob last night

taintjob by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' October 18, 2008

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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