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synthetic mud

Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!
John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014
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