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sword hand dance 

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.
"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."
sword hand dance by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

Sword Dancer 

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.
The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.
Sword Dancer by <34DD April 6, 2015

Swords Dance 

Action of raising your Pokemon's attack stat by two levels. It's better to make a smirk after using this move so your opponent knows that he or she is in trouble and that the enemy Pokemon is going to die.
This move is known for a good amount of species but we can see that pokemon like Blaziken, Lucario, Aegislash and Arceus are masters of this move in the competitive scenary so it's most likely for you to lose a pokemon match by getting completely destroyed in a Gen 7 format fight against this dudes.
Jack: Blaziken! Use Swords Dance!
Matt: Well, I´m fucked up now
Swords Dance by GabeWolf07 February 17, 2019

dancing swords 

When your bowels are roiling and screaming at you to sit on the ring of honor.
Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.
dancing swords by Gauchogunslinger October 17, 2017
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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