swomen 

A group of teenage girls who swim competitively. Are generally very attractive and smart. The most popular girls at school who are loved my most and hated on by the jealous. It is an exclusive clique that is only open by invite.

Girl-" Those girls are so cool, I wish I could be them."

Girl 2- "Everyone does, they're the swomen."

swomen by VQallday March 17, 2009

David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

David Shomen by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

swogen 

Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.

Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!

swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006

swoening

Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on

Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory

swoening by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009

Sloment 

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

Sloment by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team 

According to Don Imus: A bunch of nappy-headed hoes.

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team = nappy-headed hoes.

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team by Eddie G May 16, 2007

sewomen 

the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the female reproductive organs

"Dude, how long has it been since you've washed your sheets? They're full of semen and sewomen!"

sewomen by Promospaien November 29, 2007