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Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.
Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.
Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

Swizzletimer 

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.
Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.
Swizzletimer by winkle2u August 25, 2010

swissbeatbox 

The central hub of almost all good beatboxing videos. No the name does not mean it's only swiss. If you want all modern and old school beatboxing be sure to check swissbeatbox out on yt.
"This is a big shoutout to swissbeatbox and my friend Pepouni" *starts beatboxing*
swissbeatbox by Prizmabeatbox March 8, 2021

swizzlestick 

to rub ones penis all over an object.
"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."
swizzlestick by booger74 April 20, 2009

Swizzlestyx 

The royalty of all Internet trolls. They should not be approached.
Do not mess with a Swizzlestyx.

swizzeet 

That cop just let me go Swizzeet.
swizzeet by Bundie December 2, 2007