swegg 

once upon a time, two boys were on a long bus ride. A strange smell came to their noses, it was a fart, yet they could not place the smell. It has essence of sweat but a tinge of egg... they dubbed it 'swegg'

it is now a very uncommon insult, used only by Brad Clarke and Dave Cruise.

"Shit, thats one sweggy fart"

"that fool is one bad swegg"

swegg by Brad Clarke April 18, 2004

swegg rolls 

The tasty deliciousness that is the southwestern egg roll. Corn, peppers, black beans, spinach, chicken, and cheese, all wrapped up in a deep fried tortilla. Delish!

GIVE ME THEM SWEGG ROLLS!

swegg rolls by sammiixsue October 13, 2012

Seggs 

Seggs is when pp go in girl

Person 1: Seggs
Person 2: 🥵🥵🥵

Seggs by Someone1357246 July 30, 2020

Sheggy 

An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.

Did you see that Sheggy on the news?

Sheggy by Sheggy February 29, 2020

seggsy

sexy but cooler

“u seggsy”

seggsy by xoxo,gossip girl October 25, 2020

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

Shegg 

1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.

2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.

1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"

Shegg by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019