swank fuck

Swank Fuck, a well groomed, fancy individual who has his ways with the ladies. Attitude built to not give a fuck of no other.

That fucking swank fuck, when he walks through the door its like all eyes on him, with such swagger and his charming ways with the ladies. Man i wanna be a swank fuck.

swank fuck by SWANK kitten March 21, 2017

spank fuck 

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.

damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch

spank fuck by NelloD June 27, 2008

Swan Fuck 

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

Swan Fuck by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

Skank Fuck 

A piece of shit whore, who likes to get fucked with two dicks one in each hole.

Kammie is such a skank fuck.

Skank Fuck by elliebabii03 September 27, 2008

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When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.

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shank-fuck 

1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.

2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.

3. The ultimate revenge.

4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.

Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."

shank-fuck by Shankeypants McFarlane January 11, 2009

spank to fuck ratio 

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

spank to fuck ratio by Weird Caress May 11, 2008