suwip

The act of looking at your wife/girlfriend and yelling "SHUT UP WOMAN IM PLAYIN" Usually followed by "AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH" or "AND BRING ME A BEER"

Often times if this obligation is not met the woman receives a swift backhand.

Derived from the joke "What do tell a woman with two black eyes?"

The answer: Nothing, you told her twice already.

Frank was in the middle of pwning face when his wife walked in to ask him how her hair looked.

Frank replied, "SUWIP."

His wife responded, "What does that mean?"

Franks response, "SHUT UP WOMAN IM PLAYIN!"

by iamtheret February 25, 2009

suipiss

Suisei's piss, tastes like apple juice.

I NEED TO DRINK SUIPISS NOW UOOOOOHHHHHHH SUISEEEEEEEXXX - average okbh enjoyer

by KRSZ_0241 December 20, 2021

suziparker

Verb: To believe a satirical news story, such as one from The Onion or The Daily Currant, and spread it as real.

"Omg, Ann Coulter wouldn't board a place with a black pilot!"

"Dude, you totally suziparkered that."

by Trepidatious Maximus February 12, 2013

Full swipe

The act of eating a girl out from behind and going up from her clit to asshole in one motion.

She started twitching after I full swiped her

by Theswiper May 6, 2023

Victory Swipe

THe act of wiping your mouth clean after giving great head. (must use back of hand, then shake it off).

Last night I totally did the victory swipe after him finishing in only 5 minutes.

by ecugal13 August 22, 2010

Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.

"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."

by jredman April 19, 2017

Swipe Hype

The swipe hype is when you use an online dating app, such as: Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. and you’re describing it to your friends. The idea is that since you’re swiping left or right, you get on a roll and are either matching with a lot of people or you are not. When you’re matching with a lot, you’ve hit the Swipe Hype.

“Hey man what are you doing on your phone over there?”

“Just hittin up that Swipe Hype to try and meet someone tonight!”

“You meet anyone on the Swipe Hype yet?”

“Nah, not yet. Still on the Swipe Hype though.

by CBAX May 9, 2019