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The act of looking at your wife/girlfriend and yelling "SHUT UP WOMAN IM PLAYIN" Usually followed by "AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH" or "AND BRING ME A BEER"

Often times if this obligation is not met the woman receives a swift backhand.

Derived from the joke "What do tell a woman with two black eyes?"

The answer: Nothing, you told her twice already.
Frank was in the middle of pwning face when his wife walked in to ask him how her hair looked.

Frank replied, "SUWIP."

His wife responded, "What does that mean?"

Franks response, "SHUT UP WOMAN IM PLAYIN!"
suwip by iamtheret February 25, 2009
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Suisei's piss, tastes like apple juice.
I NEED TO DRINK SUIPISS NOW UOOOOOHHHHHHH SUISEEEEEEEXXX - average okbh enjoyer
suipiss by KRSZ_0241 December 20, 2021
Related Words
suwip • swipe • Swiper • swip • Sudip • supipoop • swiped • swipe up • swipefright • swipey

suziparker 

Verb: To believe a satirical news story, such as one from The Onion or The Daily Currant, and spread it as real.
"Omg, Ann Coulter wouldn't board a place with a black pilot!"

"Dude, you totally suziparkered that."
suziparker by Trepidatious Maximus February 12, 2013

Full swipe 

The act of eating a girl out from behind and going up from her clit to asshole in one motion.
She started twitching after I full swiped her
Full swipe by Theswiper May 6, 2023

Victory Swipe

THe act of wiping your mouth clean after giving great head. (must use back of hand, then shake it off).
Last night I totally did the victory swipe after him finishing in only 5 minutes.
Victory Swipe by ecugal13 August 22, 2010

Swipe and Pipe 

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.
"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
Swipe and Pipe by jredman April 19, 2017

Swipe Hype 

The swipe hype is when you use an online dating app, such as: Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. and you’re describing it to your friends. The idea is that since you’re swiping left or right, you get on a roll and are either matching with a lot of people or you are not. When you’re matching with a lot, you’ve hit the Swipe Hype.
“Hey man what are you doing on your phone over there?”

“Just hittin up that Swipe Hype to try and meet someone tonight!”

“You meet anyone on the Swipe Hype yet?”

“Nah, not yet. Still on the Swipe Hype though.
Swipe Hype by CBAX May 9, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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