Surprise punch 

A desperate punch that is thrown usually into the face, in order to flee from an opponent, enemy, threat, etc.

Guy 1: I had to Surprise punch the thief who was going to stab me, in order to run away from him.

Guy 2: Ouch! Bet he didn't see it coming!

Surprise punch by Random Person 362 July 20, 2011

Fruit punch surprise

An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.

"I gave my boyfriend the nastiest fruit punch surprise whilst he was taking a shit"

Fruit punch surprise by God of smegma April 3, 2026

air pinch surprise 

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

air pinch surprise by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006

Hawaiian Punch suprise 

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period

Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

Hawaiian Punch suprise by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008