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super cougar maxi 

- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.

Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.

- see super cougar and add 10 years
Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!
super cougar maxi by Café Pacific September 4, 2007

Super Golden Cougar  

Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.

***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.

In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.

Supercougar 

A woman that is beyond the age of cougarhood (55+) but she sure isn't giving up on younger men. Thus, she becomes a supercougar.
Frank: Dude, she's like 70 years old. I can't believe you'd consider that!

Matt: No, man. She's just a supercougar now.
Supercougar by martinaway May 18, 2010

supercougar 

A supercougar is a woman who is a serious, serious cougar. I'm talking for like an entire group of really attractive, young, tan boys who may or may not be a wolfpack.
Marisa: Haha, you think a 14-year-old is hot.
Jessa: Coming from a supercougar, I do not find this insulting!
supercougar by missjescole October 23, 2009