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S.J. (suck job) 

another term for getting oral pleasure on your wong-dong .

another way of saying blowjob
1.) My girl gave me the best S.J. (suck job) last night!!! i splooged everywhere!

2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!
S.J. (suck job) by 420tards July 23, 2011

suck job 

basically the same thing as a blowjob, but the name makes more sense
man, bitch just dropped to her knees, and gave me the best suckjob
suck job by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Suck job 

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils
I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs
Suck job by Helentaylor March 10, 2015

Suck Job 

The same thing as a blow job, but the person gowing down doesn't come up, they just move their tongue around in pleasurable motions to produce an orgasm.
Damn that suck job was ten times better than a bj. DAMN!
Suck Job by Goodson April 8, 2008

Fuck Suck Jamboree 

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.
jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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