A disease in which French students conjugate so many verbs in the subjunctive tense, they forget how to simply use verbs in the present indicative. (Often results in lower test scores, poor french speaking skills, and constant criticism by native speakers, etc.)
Student 1: Je le vois.
Student 2: No, you dummy. Learn to speak French, it's actually je voie.
Student 1: Not in the indicatif, mon ami.
Student 2: Ouch! i have subjunctivitus again!
Student 2: No, you dummy. Learn to speak French, it's actually je voie.
Student 1: Not in the indicatif, mon ami.
Student 2: Ouch! i have subjunctivitus again!
by NWA787Pilot October 22, 2009