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stuck money 

When you lay out money for an event and cheap people say that they aren't going to eat or they are only going to eat a little bit so they aren't going to give you money. Or even worse, people tell you they will show up and they will eat; they don't show up and don't offer to give you money anyway.
Yo, all those cheap-asses better pay upfront this time cuz I'm not getting stuck money again.
stuck money by Flemroid January 10, 2010
Words you can keep

stick money

1. In theory, a form of money which is really just a bunch of coins glued together on top each other to form a stick, thus stick money :)
person 1: "dude, i'm all out of paper dollars, but i have a ton of change, its really annoying to pack that shit around"
person 2: "if only stick money were real, you'd have it made"
person 1: "yeah really"
stick money by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

Stick Money

Bloody hell, that guy still owes me stick money
Stick Money by ExmouthTangles August 30, 2017

Money Stick 

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.
I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch
Money Stick by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

suck my money 

When someone sucks your fat stack of cash aka micheal
suck my money by suckitm8 December 26, 2017

Money Stick 

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.
I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.
Money Stick by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022

You Suck Dick For Money 

The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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