streetlight shine - when you polished your vehicle so good that the reflection from the streetlight unto your badass ride causes the light sensor on the streetlight to kick it off because it thinks it is daylight - it does happen - this is no urban myth
mary - wanna see something cool?
terry - what, your rankass crotch turtle?
mary - no, you braindead piece of shit, my streetlight shine
terry - what, your rankass crotch turtle?
mary - no, you braindead piece of shit, my streetlight shine
by mottttt66666 March 12, 2011