straincain

A make believe band created in a make believe world. Mostly on the Internet, such band's are all considered to be a StrainCain Bands.

"Dude what's up!"
"Nothing much, asl?"
"I'm 22/m/Ny, U?"
"Um, I don't want to talk to you."
"No really, I'm cool! I'm in a band!"
"Oh right, what kind of band is that"
"Uh, our name is Dekan-y-trap"
"Right, and what does that stand for?"
"Dude, it's Party naked backwards!"
"Right, You're just another StrainCain trying to impress me so I'll have cyber sex with you, get lost!"

by King Edward October 10, 2004

straining the greens

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook

Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."

by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006

E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.

Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"

by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009

strainin' and maintainin'

Chillin'

Was strainin' and maintainin'

by Jammy_270191 January 3, 2017

strainging

to attempt to figure out with no success;

she was strainging

by laceyxbitvh January 20, 2009