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johnny come straightly 

When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.
"She's dating a dude now? She's been full-time homo since she was 12. What kind of johnny come straightly shit is this?"

Straightgay 

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!
Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!
Straightgay by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

Straightly Straight 

This individual is solely focused one the opposite sex. Gay thoughts have never tempted this person in any form or fashion.
You never even thought about men like that? Say bro, you are straightly straight!
Straightly Straight by Anbu Dior February 3, 2008

Straightgay 

A member of the lesbian, gay, or bisexual community who does not support the other alternative choices/lifestyles.
Straightgay Steve did not support the trans female entry in the Olympics.
Straightgay by BearDoc July 26, 2023

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).
Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.
hoisting a straightway by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

StraightLamp 

Why such a coincidence you killed me on roblox riding ur gay mopede
Hi, StraightLamp here