When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed
“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”
“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”
“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”
by Reddycolt December 28, 2025
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