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A dance performed after completing a task, most commonly after sex with a woman. It can be described as doing the Heisman Trophy pose and instantly into a lunge, posing as Tim Tebow gracefully praying in the endzone. Once completed, you stand up, call for 2 beers out of the sky (Miller Lite perferred) and bashing them together violently prior to opening them. Quickly crack both cans open, and water fall the foamy goodness into your mouth from high above your head, so high, Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Texas rattlesnake himself would give you a "Hell Yeah". It has also been known to cause females to flock at the very sight of the foamy beer running down your face and chest.
"So once I finished, I put my pants back on, walked out of the house, and did a Stierhoff right there in the front yard. The MILF neighbor saw me and invited me inside. The cycle continues
stierhoff by ffohreits January 7, 2016
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Chuck Norris is a real Steinhoff.
Steinhoff by Bad JW March 13, 2014
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Shmerhoff 

Shmerhoff - verb - to shmer one's hoff.
I shmerhoffed myself.

Man, he just made me shmerhoff.
Shmerhoff by SilverPlatinum April 4, 2019
When an older person forgets they already tagged someone in a post and just keep adding them, in the hopes they get the message.
Didn't Brad already tag him like 5 times in the same post. He's really getting siehoffed over here!
siehoffed by old___gregg February 4, 2022

Carson Steinhoff 

When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Carson Steinhoff by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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