A slang term for cannabis. Steezbread, is not, however, your average strain of marijuana. Steezbread, simply called "bread" by an avid user, is most likely covered in trichomes (called "frost" because of their ice-like appearance) and little red hairs, which symbolize the bread's dank-ness. You can smell Steezbread from up to 5 meters away in its most potent form.
WARNING: Smoking too much Steezbread may result in the "Dumbdy Dumb Syndrome."
Steezbread User 1: "This Kandy Kush has got me melting."
Steezbread User 2: "I know. This is some dank Steezbread."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"