A slang term for cannabis. Steezbread, is not, however, your average strain of marijuana. Steezbread, simply called "bread" by an avid user, is most likely covered in trichomes (called "frost" because of their ice-like appearance) and little red hairs, which symbolize the bread's dank-ness. You can smell Steezbread from up to 5 meters away in its most potent form.
WARNING: Smoking too much Steezbread may result in the "Dumbdy Dumb Syndrome."
Steezbread User 1: "This Kandy Kush has got me melting."
Steezbread User 2: "I know. This is some dank Steezbread."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'