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Stealth Fuck 

1) When you slink off to secretly have sex with someone you shouldn't. Usually because you or they are in a relationship. Someone who stealth fucks is usually a stealthy fucker, and you can recognise them by the fact that they melt into shadows and you don't see them for hours.

2) When either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. Will always occur when the two are put together. Stealth fucking of this kind is often coupled with the question- "Is it in yet?"
1) "Jake's gone again! He was just here! Call his mobile. What? Switched off, eh? Bet he's gone off for a stealth fuck"

2) "Julie needs to tone up. I'm not satisfied with this stealth fucking nonsense"
Stealth Fuck by MagickDio March 2, 2010
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StealthGecko 

StealthGecko, a Gothic white kid in North Carolina, amazingly brought home two $5,000 checks from Quake 3 tournaments. He currently plays an online game called "Soldier Front", and he's still getting used to the fact that the bullets don't go straight, even at close range, regardless of the fact it's supposed to be a "realistic game" He plays on multiple accounts, including the following.
DarkSoD
Dr_Gecko
ZeroSoD
StealthGecko
and
SpecialGecko
DarkSoD wallhacks! DarkSoD aimbots! DarkSoD is pro! DarkSoD you noob cheater! StealthGecko hacks!
StealthGecko by StealthGecko January 11, 2008

Stealth Fuck 

When you have sex with someone but their parent(s) are in the house.
“Me and my girlfriend tried to stealth fuck but her mom walked in and made me leave”

Stealthfully

A common slang typically referring to an individual who exhibits a physically unparalleled beauty, while possessing an Alpha Male archetype, and a perfected intelligence, and unmatched physical and mental strength. He’ll also be recognized as an undisputed Rizzler, as well as utilizing an indomitable competence, and code of honor and valor, as a figure of absolute nobility he’ll be admired by all.
Everyone in the room could feel the presence of Zeyad, the most stealthfully man alive, as he carried himself with an air of unmatched confidence and undeniable charisma.”
Stealthfully by Hornage November 16, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026