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stank cut

An especially smelly fart, usually resulting from consumption of toxic foods (e.g., White Castle) washed down with massive quantities of alcohol. Most often occurring when no shit is taken the day after such consumption has occurred.
Oh, fuck, I ate a suitcase of sliders on the way home from the bar Saturday night and haven't taken a dump since then. Sorry about that stank cut.
by Lawrence from Kansas March 31, 2010
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Skank Cuts

A place where men go for a hair cut and style where the service is performed by women who are scantily dressed and appear to be morally challenged.
I told my wife that I needed to go for a haircut this weekend and she told me that was fine, but I’m not allowed to go to Skank Cuts.
by Jimmyxxxj9 September 9, 2021
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cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.
"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"
by texting queen June 4, 2009
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