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stanepoke 

Alternative to bawbag, used in Scotland to denote the scrotum, usually in a derogatory manner

baw = ball, bag = bag
stane = stone, poke = small bag
Ah goat booted richt in the stanepoke.

trans: I was kicked square in the testes.

Haw stanepoke, oot ma wiy.

trans: Excuse me, good sir, would you mind awfully letting me past?
stanepoke by stanepoke November 28, 2009
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mr swanepoel 

a money man that always wants money.
oh my gosh you know that man over there? well he keeps asking me for money what a mr swanepoel
mr swanepoel by angrybirdgirl2233 November 15, 2021

Candice Swanepoel 

A blonde, leggy, South-American Victoria's Secret Supermodel, with a great waist to hip ratio.
"Dang, look at Candice Swanepoel's body!"
Candice Swanepoel by megusta17 April 29, 2012
an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober
While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!
staneker by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

stainepoke

a knacksacjobbyjabberinmuthafucker
ur a stainepoke ya dobber
stainepoke by stutterinbawsackz December 29, 2002

Stainepoke

a knacksac
ur a stainepoke
Stainepoke by stutterinbawsackz December 29, 2002

Hendrik Swanepoel

Doesnt turn our sound up to 200 likes to listen to music full blast no matter the situation. People named hendrik usually are typically rare they spawn around the age of 12 - 19 they love to play with fire and get side tracked alot they also cant respond to anyones questions. Hendriks usually have a sidekick named Jonathon they wont be seen outside without one you can find them at car meets with a jonathon a jonathon is a blond haired big man that calls his mum on kids having fun
wow hendrik swanepoel just went afk again hes prolly going to the car meet with jonathon
Hendrik Swanepoel by BobSsmith January 5, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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