stairpotato 

Stairpotato was originally a gamertag used by a 30 year old man.
He used it to prey on small children for meat.

It has now extended to include anybody who uses Karate to urinate. or Tai-Kwon-Doo to do the gardening.

You're such a stairpotato, sometimes!
or
Go and do a stairpotato, son.

stairpotato by Chris Phillips November 21, 2004

Stairrotationitis

A condition where you see or construct your stairs the wrong way round being back to front or upside diagonal.

“My stairs are the wrong way round!”

“Dude i think you might have stairrotationitis”

Stairrotationitis by Stehvee January 7, 2023