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stage crush 

Stage Crush - Noun.

When seeing a theatre show, you cultivate a sense of adoration and attraction to a particular member of the cast, and can't stop thinking about them the entire time.

Stage crushes are usually dealt with once you see them offstage being mean to their friends and ignoring people they don't like, all the while making bad sexual puns.
I was watching the boy who played Roger all evening - his guitar playing was so sexy! I got a completely ridiculous stage crush. I just had to go meet him after the show! But then I saw him offstage covered in grease and sleazy smiles... and decided to hightail it outta there.
stage crush by Emma W. March 17, 2008
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Stage Crasher 

Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records

Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.
“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!
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