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Status Quo Warrior

Someone whose life is a self-defeating journey of worshipping corrupted authority in every avenue of life. Every time a politician abuses their power to the public, SQWs are there to deflect all criticism. Every time a police officer breaks the law, out come the SQWs to fight for the government's right to kill people indiscriminately. Every time regular people does something, like protest, or unionise or fight for civil rights, SQWs will be there doing their best Uncle Ruckus impersonation.

The greatest generation had plenty of names for SQWs:

- Linebreakers
- Scabs
- Pinkertons
- Flatfoots
- Jingoists
- Nightriders
- Rats
And many more.

Every time discussions about how to improve society in terms of environment, or foreign policy, or social well being, or simply exercising democratic rights; SQWs will hijack the conversation in an effort to rewind history back to pre-Lutheran Germany.

SQWs will betray you as soon as someone with even an ounce of power walks into the room.
Example 1:

Person 1: Work's been killing me lately and the boss has been holding off on paying me for two weeks. I'm thinking of joining a union.

Person 2: Union thugs are not the answer! Have some work ethic and I'm sure your boss will pay you sooner or later!

Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you? Quit being such an SQW.

Example 2:

Person 1: Damn I can't believe that dude who ran for the senate was a child molester.

Person 2: Hey he works hard all day and you got no right to judge him for molesting children!

Person 1: Wow. That's some hardcore SQW logic.
sqw by Thumblesteen January 15, 2018
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sqwarkle 

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now
you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???
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Sqwee Sqwa sqwank sqwuamza sqweeb Sqweet sqwinch sqwamp Sqwarf Sqwaw
Sqweek is a cute little raver boy
He has one true best friend and her name is Shapes
He loves to change his hair color and having fun
To be Sqweek is just plain impossible cause no one can be just like him
He also loves his family and friends
at time he may seem to hate them but he really does not hate any one
"Dude did you see Sqweek last night?" -Random Raver

"Yaaaa he was hella cute" -High Girl
Sqweek by qwerty18boy February 18, 2010

Sqweenched 

Cut loose
Korvo: we have been sqweenched
Terry: why would funbucket do this to us!
Sqweenched by Chebster May 18, 2020
A variation of the word squndoo. Often used to befuddle someone, leaving them speechless and without comeback.
John Doe: "You're a jerk!"
Jane Doe: "Oh yeah? Well you're a sqwond!"
John Doe: ...(?)
Sqwond by Noodles09 June 10, 2011

sqwedgie 

when a guy sweats in the scrotum area and his underwear gets stuck between the scrotum and the legs and must be picked to relieve the awful stuffy feeling.
when pat ran a mile, he had a terrible sqwedgie and needed to pick it.
sqwedgie by mooshkla June 9, 2005
To Hug or squeeze somthing tightly with lots of love or affection.
I love you, you know...

I love you to, come here and gimme a Sqwidge :)
Sqwidge by Kcriton September 21, 2006
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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