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squirrel tag 

A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:

1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
squirrel tag by Vulg4r November 10, 2006
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squirrel tag 

When someone hits (tags) a guy in the nuts.
Dale just squirrel tagged me while walking down the hallway again. Freaking hate Dale.
squirrel tag by Freddygeo3 November 29, 2018

Squirreltain 

When you are positive that the meat you're eating is squirrel.
After taking the first bite I was quite squirreltain that I had the right sandwich.
Squirreltain by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

squirrelbagging

Extreme lack of focus or highly distracted. The unproductive feeling that your day is like opening a bag of squirrels and then futilely chasing them around.
Another unproductive day wasted squirrelbagging.
squirrelbagging by CaNERDian August 18, 2024