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squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.
Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?
squidly diddly by hgani January 4, 2011

Squiddly-Diddly 

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid
“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”
Squiddly-Diddly by Thechanks October 2, 2017

Squiddly-diddly 

What we call Bailee Morris when she's being silly and girly.
Squiddly-diddly!!! Stop playing in your makeup and get your face out of that girls lap!
Squiddly-diddly by Aaron Queen December 22, 2003

squidlydiddly 

short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile
" Squidlydiddly you lil raspberry!"
"Squids an alcoholic!"
squidlydiddly by tescowanker April 13, 2017

squidlydidly 

A navy man that gets his didly taken care of
That petty officer told me that his hooker girlfriend had said to him “Hay” you squidlydidly can I take your didly out to play
squidlydidly by Gonzoedup November 30, 2023

squigly diggly dop diddle 

that's really squigly diggly dop diddle.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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