sploub
when you are out with the guys and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating so you tell her you are with Jesus. But your friends know you sploubed.
sploub by Banananatoast/ July 17, 2023
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sploub • sploob • splob • Splouge • Splube • sploobing • Shloubiest • Sploben • Splobin • splobsmacked
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let me hit that splough bro .
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Splouche
1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
splube
spew lube. the viscous lubricant produced by the mouth and throat prior to spew being ejected. also produced by deep throating, a thick lubricating substance produced in the throat, commonly seen in porn.
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