split toofed HO Share definition Flag a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho. Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!! split toofed HO by DrewBaby December 18, 2007 Get the split toofed HO mug.