splaction 

Splaction is a word used by fans of the teen drama TV series “South of Nowhere” on The-N network to describe (or complain about the lack of) physical intimacy depicted between the two principle lesbian characters: Spencer Carlin & Ashley Davies. See more at Spashley.

From the fan site: http://www.spashley.com/
Hey guys!!

Since we've all been so miserable about the lack of Splaction (i.e. physical intimacy) this season, I thought it would be fun and funny to start a game where we each talk about how EVERYTHING gets more action than Spashley. I'll start off.

1. My right hand gets more action than Spashley
2. Catholic priests get more action than Spashley
3. My BLANKET gets more action than Spashley

Okay, now it's your turns.

splaction by SpashleyLUV November 10, 2008

Splatoon 

A 3rd person shooter game made by Nintendo

My favorite shooter is Splatoon

Splatoon by Porygon3000 August 10, 2021

Splatoon 

The best game in existence. With 2 games and a DLC, this should be the better game series in people's eyes instead of Fortnite, which is sad.

Splatoon is the best thing to exist since our creation.

Splatoon by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018

Splatoon 2 

That one thing that makes any woomy happy

" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"

Splatoon 2 by Veemo August 24, 2018

dorito selection 

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Psychedelic Selection 

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).

Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

Psychedelic Selection by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

Shot Selection by will bitten May 29, 2018