spit take 

A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.

"He did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant."

spit take by Craig 119281 November 8, 2005

Spit take 

The state of being so aroused that one attempts to masturbate using only their spit as lubricant. This is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.

The common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.

Spit take by Mangratebuy1 February 15, 2012

Spit-Take 

1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in.
3) A street-fighting technique.
4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.

1) Drew Carey had a spit-take
2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!"
3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"

Spit-Take by Berrik November 19, 2003

take a spit 

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

take a spit by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

spittake 

A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".

After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.

spittake by Sikona September 22, 2005

SPITTAKE! 

A comedy duo on Twitch.TV and YouTube consisting of Bizly and milomumbles, Jokes may or may not land.

Person 1: Oh man, I can't wait to catch the SPITTAKE! stream. When is the next one?
Person 2: Dude, the streams happen on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7:30 PM EST.

SPITTAKE! by GodHatesCaleb March 23, 2023