A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016