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A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy
One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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