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The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"
Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009
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The act of a person or thing that beats, as to punish, their wife or significant other.
I spewaked my wife because the bitch didn't make my sammich fast enough.
spewak by Dumblistener February 29, 2008

spegackled

I didn't sleep last night, I was too spegackled.
spegackled by Reese R February 2, 2006

Spegacker 

Someone who is high on Methamphetamine and out in public twitching, moving excessively, plotting on stealing your car, digging through the Goodwill dumpster, riding a bike, chewing their face off, trying to steal your mail, talking to much while chain smoking and flailing or scratching at their invisible bugs.
Dear bleeding Jesus did you see that spegacker on the bike, i think he was going to chew his tongue off.
Spegacker by two lips April 19, 2010

spedackled

Twacked beyond reason/ over medicated by your "street pharmacists"
"He's wound up from the ground up, he must be spedackled!"

A word only used by a dumbass that doesn’t know how to spell
“ speack no more of leavo, speako
speack by Shshsbvs September 28, 2021