acute cerebral speditis
patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis
acute cerebral speditis by alexjiew March 19, 2021
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Senitors Special Shower
When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.
- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.
-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
- Wow a real live Senitor.
-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
Senitors Special Shower by Reedski December 6, 2021
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speditor
1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.
Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.
speditor by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Speditiscal
Speditiscal by Evan’s Word Dictionary July 20, 2018
Smpeditorfound
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Speditism
Speditism by Yoda The Prophet November 29, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.