Sped sled Share definition Flag The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart. I knew Cody's brother was retarded when I saw him getting out of the sped sled. Sped sled by Dorothy June 8, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Sped sled mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch